Dancer

First draft of dancing character for leaflet promoting Dance to Learn.

Dance, Dance, Dance!

Yowsa, yowsa, yowsaaaa!

IF - Sweater

With all that hair, Piggy was a bit of a sweater.

Reverse 2 - No Going Back

IF - Reverse

Pig's peddle car has no brakes either. Moral - Never buy sold as seen.

IF - Surrender

I love misquotes.

The Big 5 - 0h heck where did the time go

Image courtesy of my good friend Paul Cousins. Still feel like a 21 yr old in the head - it's just a pity my waist and face don't agree.

1...2...3.... HUP

Another failed attempt for a new world record.

You Cad Sir

The Terry Thomas of the pig world.

IF - Dusty

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Bit dubious connection for this one - but here goes - the piggy cupids have dusted off their bows and arrows in preparation for Feb 14th.

IF - Chicken

IF - Deja-vu

Always thought it'd be a great name for a detective series - Dave Javu, and the strapline would have been "he thinks he's seen it all before".

IF - Resolution

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow he is pork chops.

Happy New Year

Happy New Year to you, one and all!

IF - Winter

Winter snow sculptures courtesy of me and Edie, her idea was a pirate penguin on

her snowman's shoulder. We'd been to see Peter Pan at the Lowry, Salford - not a "panto" I was informed by staff, when asking if we could have a birthday shout-out (she was 7 the day after) - yet we all clapped and cheered to bring Tinkerbell back to life!- hmmmm?

Later to be knocked of his perch by a snowball from the lad next door.

IF - Mail

This is for the Christmas card I'm going to MAIL to my wife, and the one below is for last weeks IF which I never finished in time.

Red Dot

My entry for the St Helens Open Competition.

IF - Savour

Another tall story to savour from bunny.

IF - Sneaky

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Sneaky little devil, which house do you think he built?

IF - Burning

Pig had a burning ambition to become Tarzan king of the jungle - deluded fool.