HELP!!

I bought this t-shirt over 10 years ago (and yes it still fits!!) in NYC (Urban Outfitters), but I've never bothered to find out what the wording means. My daughters keep asking and I always repy 'it means you wait for one bus and then three come along at the same time'. Which I'm positive they don't beleive, and I was wondering if anyone out there could enlighten us. Ta.

First Tooth Lost

This is a drawing that my youngest daughter Edie did to commemorate the loss of her first tooth, it was on the way to see the Colour Chart: Reinventing Colour, 1950 - today at Tate Liverpool. The fairies gave her £1 for the tooth, it was sixpence in my day, but as she pointed out, that was a loooooong time ago.

In one room they covered the floor like above.

IF - Drifting (or how I beat the credit crunch)

The money just started drifting to the floor. It's just a joke - I don't own a printing press - honest guv'.

IF - Unfold

Dreaming of Winter

Had blazing sunshine all last week, so my immediate thoughts were of winter. I'm a half empty man myself. The finished article from the sketch from below.

Sketches

IF - Craving

One Ice Cream Shake coming up.

IF - Adapt

For those sharpeyed of you - I know it's a gecko and not a chameleon, but he's cuter lookin' - call it artistic licence.