1...2...3.... HUP

Another failed attempt for a new world record.

You Cad Sir

The Terry Thomas of the pig world.

IF - Dusty

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Bit dubious connection for this one - but here goes - the piggy cupids have dusted off their bows and arrows in preparation for Feb 14th.

IF - Chicken

IF - Deja-vu

Always thought it'd be a great name for a detective series - Dave Javu, and the strapline would have been "he thinks he's seen it all before".

IF - Resolution

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow he is pork chops.