IF - Vanity

Now think carefully about this - it's one of those female loaded questions - they don't want the truth.

IF - Stripes

Well we're fast approaching 11.11am on 11.11.11 - cue slapping of foreheads for this one.

Hamage to Herges Tintin

Hamage to Herges Tintin . . . Ham-age . . . doyougetit? Ham . . . sorry I'll get ma coat!!

IF - Scary

Piggy started to regret signing up for the high dive.