IF - BABY

This one of my old favourite jokes, I think I first saw it in the Beano comic.

Work in progress - the smokin' dawg and this was the original sketch.

IF - Worry

Worried about being in range.

IF - Wide

Ahh! The wide open arms and the declaration of love - a sure thing they've done something wrong.

IF - SEED

Not an ideal situation on your first date.

IF - Blanket

A blanket of fog clouded the good professor's idea.

Edwyn Collins

IF - Little Things

Christmas + Little Things = Elves !

IF - Excess

Ideas for excess that never had time to finish - a 2 gallon hat on a 2 pint head. Who eat all the pies.

Excess-ive hair cut.

IF - The Zoo

Only time again for a quick sketch.

IF - Superstition

My wife thought of this one - so don't blame me!

IF - Scales

Practicing scales - as the great Morecambe & Wise joke went "He's hitting all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order."

Talking of M&W I was in Blackpool last month to see the illuminations with the family, when I came across this poster on the north pier.

Now look at the detail ... I think they mean shut your eyes and it could almost be them. This for the unitiated is the real M&W.

IF - Hats

You always need a good hat when gardening!

Edwyn Collins Live

IF - Trick or Treat

Late as usual, done in illustrator.

IF - Grow

Added a bit of watercolours to it last night, I can never get a good scan of watercolour.

Have you noticed the older you get, that hair starts to grow in places you don't want it to, and stops in place that you'd like it to.

Very quick sketch, looks slightly like my dad, who likes to wear a cravat, he thinks he's David Niven.

IF - Extremes

Extremesports ROCK! This from someone whose only "living on the edge" moment is deciding to have tea instead of coffee.

IF - The Blues ... Brothers

Obviously not THE Blues Brothers, but brothers in blue. I remember seeing the Blues Brothers film for the first time with my brother Roge and very good friend Peter Nathan, who had a friend who wanted to see some godawful film of Tarzan (I think he really wanted to see Bo Derek in the buff). Thankfully we stuck to our guns, were as he came out very disappointed. Ha!

Crisps

Found these excellent crisps, they're hard to find round my way, but the packaging is superb.

Kenneth Williams anyone?

Could this be Camilla??

These above are my wife's favourites - I hardly get a look in with these.

Geek Squad

Sketch of man on right is slightly based on a character from "Costa Chaos" on Channel 4 - top entertainment, now sadly finished.

IF - Juggler

Juggling two ice creams at once can be a tricky business.